I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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