Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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