Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
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