Dual....:-)
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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