some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
is it fun? or sober?
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