Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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