used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
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