belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Shame is for Republicans.
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