Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
