he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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