I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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