FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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