u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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