but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
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