I must be too annoying 4 u.
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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