On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
In other news, I just burned my penis
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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