garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
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