i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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