we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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