You work out of a Hotel?
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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