Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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