just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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