I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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