i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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