Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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