I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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