Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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