I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
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