Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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