he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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