More tranny stories later!
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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