im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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