There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
you would pick up someone in the library
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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