What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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