Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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