So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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