How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I need to align my fucking chakras
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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