Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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