In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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