I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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