Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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