i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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