after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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