I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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