I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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