is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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