The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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