I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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