summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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