come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
You've changed since you got that strap on
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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