Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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