I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize
