I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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