I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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