On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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