so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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