So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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